Free AI answer check
Ask an engine what your page says.
Paste your address and I run five checks on the page an answer engine lands on first. You get the five back on this page, or by email within one business day, whichever path is open when you press the button. The five stay free. Reading the rest of the site takes a crawl, and that is the $98 report below.
Paste the address
One field. If you want the answer by email, add your name and where to send it, and I run the check by hand and reply once.
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The five checks you get free
Each is a rule an answer engine uses to decide whether your page is quotable. All five read off one page, which is why they cost nothing.
1. A direct answer under the headline. The first paragraph after your h1 should answer the headline in 35 to 70 words. Shorter and there is nothing to lift. Longer and the engine takes a sentence from the middle of somebody else's page instead.
2. A heading written as a question. At least one h2 phrased the way a buyer types it. That heading plus the paragraph under it is the shape a quote comes out of.
3. Markup an engine can read. FAQ markup on a guide page, or business or article markup on the rest. Without it the engine is guessing what your page is.
4. A date in the markup. A date modified in the page source, under 180 days old. A page with no date reads as abandoned to a crawler and to a human.
5. A phone number a thumb can tap. A real tel link, not a number typed as text. Half your visitors are holding the phone they would call you on.
What the free check cannot see
Each one below stays locked, because it needs the whole site rather than a single page.
The crawl. Up to forty pages read one at a time, politely, under a user agent that names this report and obeys your robots file.
Technical errors. One h1 and one title per page, canonicals that point at themselves, hreflang that points back, markup that parses, no dead links, no orphan pages, a sitemap that matches the folder.
Questions with no page. For each part of your business, the questions a buyer asks before calling, and which ones nobody on your site answers.
Where the money links go. Which pages point at the page that takes the order, which point at nothing, and how many clicks from home each one sits.
What sits in the first screen. Whether a price, a next step and a town appear before a visitor scrolls, on every page that sells something.
Your own copy. That same lint I run on my own writing, which reads every page for the vocabulary and rhythm that make prose read as machine-written.
Speed. Core Web Vitals on a sample, measured in a headless browser and graded against Google's own lines.
A numbered fix list. Every gap above, numbered in payoff order, with the points it returns on the hundred-point readiness score, how many pages it touches, and whether it needs a developer or you can write it yourself.
Two ways forward
The whole site, once, $98. The AI Answer Readiness Report. I crawl the site, run every check above, and email you a one-page PDF within one business day: what the site can and cannot answer today, the score, and the numbered fixes in the order that pays. No figure on it is invented, and every one traces to something the crawl measured.
The checkout opens on this page once the payment link is live. Until then this button goes to the contact page: send the address and I email you an invoice before I start.
Want the Google side instead, your profile against the three names beside it? That is the $98 Profile Autopsy.
Straight answers
Common questions
What does the free check actually read?
One page: the address you paste. It reads the first paragraph under your headline, your headings, the markup in the page source, the date stamped in that markup, and whether a phone number is a link a thumb can tap. Five answers, no account, no card.
Why only five checks?
Those five can be read from a single page in a second. Everything else needs a crawl of the whole site, and a crawl takes time, bandwidth and a machine of mine. That is what the $98 report pays for.
How fast does the paid report arrive?
Within one business day of the order. I read up to forty pages of the site, run the same checks I run on my own work, and email you a PDF with the numbered fixes in payoff order.
Do you promise rankings or leads?
No, and nobody honest does. The report says what an engine can read today and what each fix is worth in points on the readiness score. Whether that turns into a ranking is Google's call, not mine.
Does the check store my address?
The email path sends what you type to my inbox through the same form the rest of this site uses, and I reply once. The instant path reads your page and shows you the result. Neither one signs you up for anything.
Ready? Paste the address above, or text it to (847) 387-0244 and I run it by hand.
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